Mail ordered Male!

i just ordered a friend, from STAPLES.com, that i get to hang out with, and become best friends for ever .... his name you ask... well.... his name is ENVY and he is a hp ROBOT(printer)... :(  he is the only one that can handle my love... thy romeo where art' thou? my romeo is arriving by mail tuesday. now if only we could reproduce... :( destine for an eternity of painful feelings ... thy fingers are torn... thy sky is torn...